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Nifty
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Stolen doggerel

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NAE A PEEP FAE TH' CREEP!
Wha's this sleekit timorous toad,
Sneakin' up the auld high road?
As lang in lees as his poky nose
His mooth and breeks baith fu' o' keech,
Is he campin oot on the blasted heath?
Nae chance.
Mair like a lairdie's pile aboun the peat,
A glampin, dampin tattie clampin?
Or a fertin tertin castled B & Beep
Whar once some scraggit auld clan chief
Cleared the land of fowk for sheep.
An' fled tae Lunnon on the cheap.
But fechs! Wha's this? The daftie bowk
Has pitched his tent whar ither fowk
Belong; He's howked twa cutty stools
Tae clauchter ower the fairmer's fence
Wi'oot a by-your leave.
But, soon he's gone, Macpfeffelfert,
In disarray and misery,
His erstwhile erse aflame wi' midge bites,
Each yin a gift fae the SNP!


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My wife was reading over my shoulder, she said, "C'est quoi cette langue?" :lol:
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I'm sorry Nifty but that's the first post of yours I've completely understood! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Stompie wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:53 pm
I'm sorry Nifty but that's the first post of yours I've completely understood! :lol: :lol: :lol:
And you call yourself Scottish? :D

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Veem wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:56 pm
Stompie wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:53 pm
I'm sorry Nifty but that's the first post of yours I've completely understood! :lol: :lol: :lol:
And you call yourself Scottish? :D
But I did understand it :lol:

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