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Re: Real meanings.....

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It's common sense = I have no information to back this up whatsoever.

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French builder:
Don’t worry ,you won’t even know we’re here ....= cos they won’t be there !

Does my bum look big in this ? = Just give a compliment you lying bugger !

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UK = England

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England = UK

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Expecting a delivery from DHL. = Get thé compensation for damages form ready.

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I'm not wearing a mask because it makes me look stupid. = I'm stupid.

Especially at a Halloween party.

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It's different = It's barely edible.

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Has something upset you? = Clearly something is getting on your nipple ends and you think it's my fault. Spill.

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Of course I love you = Get into bed.
“Never argue with a know-it-all. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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This is the best French Forum on the net = I've been banned from all the rest.

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