I'm suprised I forgot to put that one on wot you up to today

must have slipped my mind.
I was only going very slowly as I was parking.
The parking space had a log to mark the border of the bushes.
Some idiot had hit the log and destroyed it so I thought as the log had gone I would park a little further into the space.
Strange noise as I parked but did not look as I knew there might be damage, she heard nothing.
On returning to the car I had already forgotten about it.
Anyway, into reverse loud snapping noise did not bother to stop and look. I remember muttering adult words.
Back home had a look and had shattered the front spoiler.
The tree had gone but the metal spikes that held it place got my spoiler.
Easy enough fix.
I wrote this not chancer
