Driving tips and swearing

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Driving tips and swearing

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So we are stopped at a red light at traffic works in the middle of nowhere, I say just go.
She said a naughty word and then I got a lecture on how I will get her killed.
A truck overtakes us doing 90 plus in an 80 zone, I again said if you keep up with him we could get home sooner, more naughty words.
Some poor innocent motorist just overtook her and cut in and braked. More naughty words and she does not even know him.
She did try and go past him but he was going above the speed limit.
After conducting some market research, we all say naughty words.
My driving tips tip her over the edge :lol:
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Post by curtis »

Are you the same when ATS is in the car? :D
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Think positively.

Despite the close encounters with tractors and other road users she still lets you drive.

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Post by Ally »

I was wondering, are they in the same car? Sally very rarely drives with me as a passenger. No because I'm narky, I'm just a nervous passenger with some drivers. I always think she approaches stops and give ways too fast and my foot is nearly through the floor.

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I gave up and caught up on my sleep. :innocent:
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curtis wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:13 am
Are you the same when ATS is in the car? :D
I am the perfect passenger, I just sit back and relax and don’t give out ‘driving tips’. :P He on the other hand is turning this into an almost daily occurrence (and note I am not the one has bashed any of our cars :lol: ) so I might consider tying him to the roof next time :lol: .


Advert an aside the roads and autoroute were quiet this morning for this time of year.
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:P Here's a question for everyone. Should a person that pulled the spoiler off his car be allowed to give driving tips and do men all think they are the better drivers :lol: ?

Someone please ask how he did that the other week :lol:
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Parking tip for mysty, look for the white lines that everyone else can see   :idea: :lol: :lol:
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Assuming I was indeed driving. ;)
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well the front spoiler looks intact

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