No doubt, this will ***king upset someone. ***k them.

[Ally]

If it's good enough for Auntie, it's good enough for me.
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p08fy0xs ... the-f-word

[Le Démerdeur]

That was ****ing well done. post overlapped, you were wrong this time ATS

[After the Storm 2]

That was ****ing well done. post overlapped, you were wrong this time ATS

Hah, tricked you, I’d rethought and deleted before your post went up.

[mysty]

I got into trouble today for using the word f-ck, she says I do not even know I say it.
What the f-ck does she know, I crushed my finger, f-ck.
I walked into an acro prop, that was another f-ck.
It would not be the same saying oh sugar.

[exile]

I remember a long time ago early in the morning entering one of our control rooms. The plant was down and there was a particular problem with a piece of equipment.
Just then one of the operators entered the control room, dripping wet (it had been peeing down all night) and declared,
"The f'king f'ker's f'king f'ked"
And while this may not have meant a lot to an outsider, everyone in the control room understood exactly what the problem was.

Edit to add: adjective, noun, adverb, verb

[After the Storm 2]

I got into trouble today for using the word f-ck, she says I do not even know I say it.
What the f-ck does she know, I crushed my finger, f-ck.
I walked into an acro prop, that was another f-ck.
It would not be the same saying oh sugar.

Oh no you didn’t, fake news, trouble indeed . I didn’t say anything when you crushed your finger, only when you threw it into a sentence unnecessarily and I merely pointed out that the very nice old neighbours usually come wandering by at that time to say hello

Ps how’s the finger anyway and who’s sugar?

[Elizabeth]

When my uncle was little, Grandma had a problem with him swearing. She spoke to her cousin,who was school nurse who advised her to say “ What did you say ,butter ? “ when he swore next. The next time he cursed she very calmly said “What was that Edward,did you say butter “, and received the response “Butter be buggered,I said bugger”

[Doug]

As stated on the other post , swearing is common on building sites with the F word being the most used, well it was in my time a long time ago.
I get a right rollicking from the good lady in my life for still using it so much.

[FrenchForumSurvivor]

And the French version is not nearly as versatile. "F**kity f**k f**k!" just doesn't translate.

[mysty]

And the French version is not nearly as versatile. "F**kity f**k f**k!" just doesn't translate.

I thought the best the French could come up with was prostitute.
That sounds really appropriate if you crush a finger.
Just for the record I do not swear all the time.