Maidens? Something bad must have happened to you in Maidens if you don't like it. Did you go there thinking it was full of young chaste females, ripe for plucking?
I know, your parents had a caravan at Redgates and they made you go there every weekend when a' your pals were going to the disco in the Orchard Park.
From memory there was nothing there, must have been seven or eight did not know about girls yet.
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