Drink/Drive UK Style.

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Drink/Drive UK Style.

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Constable:"Have you been drinking sir?"
Driver: "Yes, constable"
Constable: "I see you also have your wife and child with you"
Driver: "Yes you see I thought it reasonable to come out for a test drive to see if I am sober enough to drive home"

PC Johnson: "Oh I see. That's fully understandable and I'll let you get on your way, have a nice day"

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