Limericks, anyone?

[jsks]

FFS is the judge of good writing
Her comments are witty and biting
Don't be presumptive
And miss the subjunctive
For fear of her censure alighting.

[Ally]

Catriona, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Not an Ally original, alas.

[FrenchForumSurvivor]

jsks, I'm glad that you care
And that you make other posters aware
But one thing I'd correct
The last time I checked
I'm a man, not a woman, so there!

[jsks]

FFS identifies as male
Causing my limerick to fail
I'm really quite sorry
For causing such worry
My rhyme was beyond the Pale.

[F Flinstone]

In days of old
when Knights were bold
and toilets had not been invented
they dug a pit
in the middle of the road
and sat there quite contented.

GR

[Ally]

Not a limerick. Go and sit on the naughty step.

[After the Storm]

Mysty will have company, that’s nice

I’ll give a first line-

At the start of the day with Mysty

[Ally]

I get up before he gets frisky

[Ally]

I've set an alarm
Timed to counter his charm
He forgets he's now nearly sixty.

[After the Storm]