Limericks, anyone?

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vic evans

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It's always the same when a forum gets tame
& someone attempts a revival
Out comes the cry
"Let's give limericks a try,
that might ensure it's survival"

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There was an old member called Vic
Whose jokes were often quite sick
But give him a pool
and appropriate tool
And be sure he won't miss a trick.

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There was bloke on here called Chancer
The son of a Bengal Lancer
He ran like the wind
But frequently sinned
And never could give a straight answer

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There was a member called Linda
Who ate nothing for dinner but Dinde
Her peas she ignored
An act we deplored
'Til the day she fell out the winda.

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A member we know called Le-Dolly
Made posts that were awfully jolly
A sparky, she is
And a bit of a whizz
Til the day she fell over her brolly.

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Post by DominicBest »

This came from Radio 4 so it shouldn’t be offensive.

A young girl from just south of Dallas
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits outside Paris

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Radio 4 gives Fargit airtime, they can no longer be used as reference as to whether something is offensive. :innocent:

Now, who has thought of anything that rhymes with jsks? :D

Ally

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Post by Ally »

As forums go this one's a virgin
One day it'll eventually burgeon
It's got some bad and some good
As most forums would
But this one has a moderator who is an Irish ex serviceman living in Lincolnshire but aspires to living in Ireland and is a retired maxillofacial surgeon.

Ally

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Sorry ATS. That last line might need a bit of work.

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Better than my effort that I penned :lol: I could only come up with quirks and jerks...

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