Limericks, anyone?

[Nifty]

There was an old dog called Fido

[mysty]

Who fell a sleep on a lilo

[Chris]

There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
She lay on her back
Tensed her crack

[Mike]

There was an old dog called Fido
Who fell a sleep on a lilo
It was plain to see
That he was at Sea
That silly lilo Fido

[Mike]

There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
She lay on her back
Tensed her crack

And pee'd all over the ceiling.

[Chris]

There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch

[Ally]

There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch

With an itch in her snitch

[Ally]

There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch

With an itch in her snitch

And having it off on the lino.

[Chris]

Chris wrote: ↑Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:37 pm
There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch
With an itch in her snitch
Licked his balls and reached a crescendo

[Nifty]

and went to the vet’s in Llandeilo