Limericks, anyone?

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There was an old dog called Fido

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Who fell a sleep on a lilo
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There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
She lay on her back
Tensed her crack

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There was an old dog called Fido
Who fell a sleep on a lilo
It was plain to see
That he was at Sea
That silly lilo Fido

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Chris wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:28 pm
There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
She lay on her back
Tensed her crack
And pee'd all over the ceiling.

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There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch

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Chris wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:37 pm
There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch
With an itch in her snitch

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Ally wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:39 pm
Chris wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:37 pm
There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch
With an itch in her snitch
And having it off on the lino.

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Chris wrote: ↑Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:37 pm
There was a dirty old dog called Fido
Who fell asleep on a LILO
He dreamt of a bitch
With an itch in her snitch
Licked his balls and reached a crescendo

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and went to the vet’s in Llandeilo

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