Limericks, anyone?

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Limericks, anyone?

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Who renovated houses you could rely on.
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To tell you the truth
He'll fire on a new roof
And make profit without even tryin'.

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There once was a mod called Ally
Whose better half is called Sally
She's smarter than him
And wonderfully slim
But can't make a limerick that rhymes.

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One late night, after the storm
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There was a talented lady from Ealing

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There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
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There was a talented lady from Ealing
Whose nightgown was rather revealing
She lay on her back

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And let out a fart
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Which gave her a lovely warm feeling.

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