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Strangling your wife by accident

Post by mysty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:51 pm

Some of you must have seen the French news recently. A female jogger was allegedly murdered in France which is pretty unusual. There was a big search for her killer. hubby was on the news crying asking for the publics help. Anyway it turns out the husband apparently strangled her by accident, then dropped her off in the woods where she was meant to have been jogging. Not sure how he is now claiming it was an accident. I think I would know if I was strangling someone.
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Re: Strangling your wife by accident

Post by jsks » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:04 pm

He should have run her over with his car then drunk a bottle of whisky before the police arrive. The sentence for manslaughter DUI is way lower than murder and you still get the life insurance payout!

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Post by alittlebitfrench » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:06 pm

Did he burn the body by accident as well. Terrible story that one.

But there is also the case of the guy (ex army I think) who kidnapped a young girl from a wedding in dept 38 some months back and murdered her. He has only recently admitted to doing it and shown the police where he buried the body.

People suspect that he maybe a serial killer and responsible for the killing of many missing people in that area. Including (I read somewhere) the English family that got murdered in the Alpes some years back.

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Post by vic evans » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:40 pm

jsks wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:04 pm
. The sentence for manslaughter DUI is way lower than murder and you still get the life insurance payout!
And you know that because?

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Re: Strangling your wife by accident

Post by mysty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:46 pm

vic evans wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:40 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:04 pm
. The sentence for manslaughter DUI is way lower than murder and you still get the life insurance payout!
And you know that because?
My thought as well sounds like he has a plan, I would have a problem downing a bottle of whisky I would have to do that over a couple of years :lol:
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Re: Strangling your wife by accident

Post by vic evans » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:12 pm

mysty1 wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:46 pm
vic evans wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:40 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:04 pm
. The sentence for manslaughter DUI is way lower than murder and you still get the life insurance payout!
And you know that because?
My thought as well sounds like he has a plan, I would have a problem downing a bottle of whisky I would have to do that over a couple of years :lol:
The whisky's not a problem but I'd probably get done for twocking as well 'cos I couldn't possibly damage my own car!

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Post by mysty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:15 pm

Had to google twocking :lol:
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Re: Strangling your wife by accident

Post by vic evans » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:19 pm

mysty1 wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:15 pm
Had to google twocking :lol:
You obviously didn't mix with the same crowd as me :D

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Post by DominicBest » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:20 pm

mysty1 wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:46 pm
vic evans wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:40 pm
jsks wrote:
Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:04 pm
. The sentence for manslaughter DUI is way lower than murder and you still get the life insurance payout!
And you know that because?
My thought as well sounds like he has a plan, I would have a problem downing a bottle of whisky I would have to do that over a couple of years :lol:
A couple of years, that’s quick. I’ve got a bottle here that I was given in 1992 and it’s still half full. That’s nothing to do with it’s quality, it just that I hate the stuff and keep forgetting to offer it to visitors.

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Re: Strangling your wife by accident

Post by mysty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:43 pm

I hate whisky I was exaggerating saying I could drink it in two years that was in case ally saw it. Normally and that's not a pop at ally Scots drink whisky. :oops:

Joy riding in Scotland vic unless its changed. :lol:
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