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Breaking news!!

A man claims to have learnt to do origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds.

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Lemorvan wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:28 pm
Breaking news!!

A man claims to have learnt to do origami backwards. More on this story as it unfolds.
Imagiro is a pal of mine but he doesnt want any publicity.

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Sally said to me, "You should try walking a mile in my shoes."
Obviously she has no idea what I get up to when she's at the bingo.

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Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both were rushed to hospital.
Now one's in a Korma, the other has a dodgy Tikka!

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I changed my computer password to 'Alcatraz' and now the 'Esc' button won't work....

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"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh"
Credit: Milton Jones, shortlisted for fringe joke of the year.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-ed ... e-49389208

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**A day in the life of a Facebook group admin**

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to comment "Me too".

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 to post far too many details of how they have been doing it for years and everyone else is wrong.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.”

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