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Nifty wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:04 pm
mysty wrote:
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I just wasted a minute of my life reading that its terrible. :lol:


Irony or ironic ?


Probably both :innocent:
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Is it too late to mention the grouse which went into a pub and asked for a large whisky? Barman said, "Would you like the brand named after you?" Grouse said, "What, there's a whisky called Derek?"
Same old nonsense.

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If ally posts a joke in the next five minutes I will give him 1000 euros :lol:
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What do you call a Scotsman with no hair who cannot login to this forum.
Ally :lol:
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Re the mixingmetoasties, the penny dropped 3/4 of the way through but I was still smiling and laughing.

Its the way ya tell em!!! :good: :good:

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mysty wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:37 pm
What do you call a Scotsman with no hair who cannot login to this forum.
Ally :lol:


Fin-ally :D

Fin D'ally :D

Its good that several of us are getting a foretaste of what awaits us if we dont toe the line :lol:

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Hey, Ally is one of the forum treasures, it has no right not to recognise his log in and he’s not alone outside but efforts are being made to get them back in.

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Was? Is he dead?

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Do you believe in resurrection?

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Best comment was someone asking if this was part of the Edinburgh Fringe.


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