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Ally

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Why does a snowman tell better willy jokes in the evening?
Because it's too hard in the morning.

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Could be a flop.

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What do you call a snowman that wears a scarf ?

Snowflake.

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A London Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are." he said. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner.

The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

The Solicitor looked down in horror.

"Jesus Christ !" he screamed. "Where's my Rolex ????"

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Two snowmen in a park late at night in Glasgow get approached by the police.

One turns to the other and says... "quickly, hide the snow"

I should do this for a living :D

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(snow is slang for cocaine)

Ally

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Aye, in Starsky and Hutch.

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The new admin has made quick work of sorting out ALBF's funny hacker.

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Ally wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:21 pm
Aye, in Starsky and Hutch.
Huggy Bear and a snowmen are in a park late at night in Glasgow and get approached by the police.

Huggy Bear turns to the snowman and says... "quick man, hide the snow"

That better :?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snow

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