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On the whole, they do.

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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

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On a topical note:

One would have thought, that a crew of sailor boys, knowing that the middle east isn't the biggest supporter of the LGBT fraternity would have given a place called the 'Straights' of Hormuz a wide berth ??

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What's the difference between Boris and a snowman

A snowman's normally gone by the morning.
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Ally

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What does a snowman eat in McDonald's? A nice berger.
What does a snowman eat in Taco Bell? A chilly berger. Or brrrritos.
What does a snowman eat in KFC? Don't be silly. It's a snowman.

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What happened to the snowman who fell in love.
His heart melted.
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What happens when a Snowman watches porn ?

He gets a hard frost.

I think I will stick to my day job :D

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alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:08 am
What happens when a Snowman watches porn ?

He gets a hard frost.

I think I will stick to my day job :D
That's as bad as mine :?
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mysty wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:21 am
alittlebitmorefrench wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:08 am
What happens when a Snowman watches porn ?

He gets a hard frost.

I think I will stick to my day job :D
That's as bad as mine :?
But it was funny. Especially the last sentence :lol:

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