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The Scottish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man. Well, air passengers, in this case.

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening British Airways flight from Glasgow to Toronto, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Scottish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 360 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 300 dinner meals. I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience." When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 300 dinners available."

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Only a plane leaving Glasgow would carry that much booze!

Apart from one going to Norway.

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Hey Nomoss, it looks like Mysty2 has hacked your account.

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I can see where you are coming from ally his jokes are as bad as mine :lol:
I never use an explanation mark or whatever they are called :lol:
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mysty1 wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 8:37 pm
I can see where you are coming from ally his jokes are as bad as mine :lol:
Steady on. Those are big shoes to fill.

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Im off, I do not need to stay on here to be insulted I can go anywhere for that. :lol:
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mysty1 wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 8:46 pm
Im off, I do not need to stay on here to be insulted I can go anywhere for that. :lol:
Stay here. You get a better class of insult.

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jsks wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 8:47 pm
mysty1 wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 8:46 pm
Im off, I do not need to stay on here to be insulted I can go anywhere for that. :lol:
Stay here. You get a better class of insult.
And more personalised, as they say.

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Insult? It was a compliment.

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