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Has anyone else noticed the number of motor racing drivers named after Scottish towns? There's Stirling Moss, Eddie Irvine, Lewis Hamilton and Ayr Toon Centre.

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Ally wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:43 pm
Has anyone else noticed the number of motor racing drivers named after Scottish towns? There's Stirling Moss, Eddie Irvine, Lewis Hamilton and Ayr Toon Centre.
That's worse than my snowman jokes :o
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She says just read your email to Martin.
You need glasses.
You spelt your name wrong. :lol:

Will have to have a look it's hard to go wrong with Brian It's only five letters. Briam well it's next to the n :lol:
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Excellent, I did indeed read both lines incorectly, took a couple of re-trys for the second line.

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For Maricopa :lol:

Un soir, un pompier rentrant du boulot dit à sa femme :
- Tu sais, à la caserne, on a un système efficace.
À la première sirène, on s'équipe ;
à la deuxième sirène, on se laisse glisser le long du mat ;
à la troisième, faut qu'on soit prêt à partir dans les camions." Alors voilà, à partir de maintenant, on va faire pareil à la maison :
Quand je dis 'première sirène', tu te déshabilles ;
quand je dis 'deuxième sirène', tu sautes dans le lit ;
et quand je dis 'troisième sirène', on s'y met pour la nuit..
Le soir suivant, le pompier rentre de la caserne et hurle : - -
- Première sirène !", et sa femme se déshabille en vitesse ; -
- Deuxième sirène !", et sa femme plonge sous les couvertures ;
- Troisième sirène !", et ils commencent à faire l'amour.
Après deux minutes d'activité, sa femme hurle :
- Quatrième sirène !" ...
- C'est quoi quatrième sirène ?????".
- Rajoute du tuyau, t'es trop loin du feu !"
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It got me first time, I read it as you were boasting again about a big bla bla bla thingy
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I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question, - which I got wrong.

The question was: "Where do women have the curliest hair ?"

Apparently the correct answer is Fiji

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