Did you know that on the Canary Islands there's not one Canary.
On the Virgin Islands it's the same....no Canary!
Jokes.
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Ada: "Hello Cissie, how's life treating you?"
Cissie: "Not so good at the moment Ada, my Bert has passed away"
Ada: "I'm so sorry to hear that Cissie, what happened?"
Cissie: "He only went up the garden to cut a cabbage and dropped down dead"
Ada: "Oh Cissie, whatever did you do?"
Cissie: "We had to open a tin of peas"
Cissie: "Not so good at the moment Ada, my Bert has passed away"
Ada: "I'm so sorry to hear that Cissie, what happened?"
Cissie: "He only went up the garden to cut a cabbage and dropped down dead"
Ada: "Oh Cissie, whatever did you do?"
Cissie: "We had to open a tin of peas"
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said 'Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too..
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
His father said 'Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too..
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
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Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school
play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part next time!!
play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part next time!!
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Very incesting if it was the other way around.OldSchool wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:15 amFor his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said 'Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too..
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
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Exactly what medication are you on Nifty, I couldn't work it out when on TF/FE and I still have not got a tube of glue 