Jokes.

A place for some light-hearted chat.
Post Reply
curtis
Posts: 2326
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:04 pm
Location: St Jean d'Angély 17
Has thanked: 137 times
Been thanked: 587 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by curtis »

Quelle est la définition de la fidélité?

un manque d'occasions.
Drive fast, attract the Police. Drive faster, attract sponsors.

Lemorvan
Posts: 1698
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 am
Has thanked: 166 times
Been thanked: 527 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan »

54799694_522023108326484_6352380308662255616_n.jpg
54799694_522023108326484_6352380308662255616_n.jpg (44.74 KiB) Viewed 351 times

curtis
Posts: 2326
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:04 pm
Location: St Jean d'Angély 17
Has thanked: 137 times
Been thanked: 587 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by curtis »

:D
Drive fast, attract the Police. Drive faster, attract sponsors.

After the Storm

Re: Jokes.

Post by After the Storm »


Lemorvan
Posts: 1698
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:27 am
Has thanked: 166 times
Been thanked: 527 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Lemorvan »

The kids threw up when I told them I'd put ginger in the curry.






They loved that cat.

Online
User avatar
mysty
Posts: 15248
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:38 pm
Location: dep18 and 23
Has thanked: 1232 times
Been thanked: 2139 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by mysty »

People were complaining that they sounded bad, what did they expect they paid to see the spice girls. !

Spice Girls kick off reunion tour in Dublin but fans complain of 'horrific' sound problems :lol: :lol:
mysty1 the new up to date user friendly version for an enhanced user experience

User avatar
Nifty
Posts: 6702
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:55 am
Has thanked: 660 times
Been thanked: 686 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by Nifty »

Ding Dong

‘Pavlov calling’

Ally

Re: Jokes.

Post by Ally »

The mother in law is in a right mood. Somebody stole a pair of her pants of the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants her 12 pegs back.

Ally

Re: Jokes.

Post by Ally »

I've just Googled plethora. I'm amazed at how many results it returned.

OTBC
Posts: 70
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:19 pm
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 14 times

Re: Jokes.

Post by OTBC »

I'm out robbing in Liverpool while their fans are in Spain for the Champions League final.

One house in and I've already got my TV back.

Post Reply