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Young people:

Worried because you are on zero hours, minimum wage contracts and can't afford to buy a house?

Become me when I was 21.

Didn't go out too much and didn't have an iPhone, iPad, WiFi, computer, 72inch plasma screen, Sky TV, holidays abroad or car.

You'll soon manage, same as I did.

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Q: With Britain leaving the EU how much space was created?
A: Exactly 1GB

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OTBC wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 6:29 pm
Young people:

Worried because you are on zero hours, minimum wage contracts and can't afford to buy a house?

Become me when I was 21.

Didn't go out too much and didn't have an iPhone, iPad, WiFi, computer, 72inch plasma screen, Sky TV, holidays abroad or car.

You'll soon manage, same as I did.
Which flavour are you?
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A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.

“Comfy?” asks the dentist.

“Govan,” she replies.

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I put a big smile on Sally's face this morning.

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This is Ally's Sally. Does anyone have tips for removing felt tip pen ink from skin?

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Lemorvan wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:57 am
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.

“Comfy?” asks the dentist.

“Govan,” she replies.
Same wummin goes to the Housing department.
Housing officer: Name?
Wummin: Mrs Flynn
Housing officer: Single n?
Wummin: Naw! Room and kitchen.

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Qu'est ce que les femmes ont tous les mois et qui dure 3 ou 4 jours ?

Le salaire de leur mari.
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La fesse droite rencontre la fesse gauche et lui dit: "Tiens, c'est quoi cette odeur dans le couloir?"
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There's crap comes out of either end."
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Un mari, en colère, appelle la réception de l'hôtel :

« S'il vous plait, pouvez-vous venir rapidement, je viens d'avoir une discussion

avec ma femme et elle dit qu'elle veut sauter par la fenêtre.»

« Désolé Monsieur, mais c'est un problème personnel.»

« Oui mais cette putain de fenêtre ne s'ouvre pas,

et ça c'est un problème de maintenance» !!!
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