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Customer. Hello do you sell divers watches?

Shopkeeper. No I’m sorry we only sell the one type.

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Too deep.

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Customer. Hello do you sell divers watches?

Shopkeeper. We sell watches to anyone.

see what I did there made a bad joke better :lol:
in my opinion :lol: :lol: :lol:
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see what I did there made a bad joke better :lol:
in my opinion :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: Errr.... well.... maybe.

:lol: :lol: But full marks for taking the plunge!
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Lemorvan wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:56 am
Customer. Hello do you sell divers watches?

Shopkeeper. No I’m sorry we only sell the one type.
mysty wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 7:44 pm
Customer. Hello do you sell divers watches?

Shopkeeper. We sell watches to anyone.

see what I did there made a bad joke better :lol:
in my opinion :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well just for Mysty and probably ALBMF I've translated the joke.
Lemorvan wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:56 am
Customer. Hello do you sell VARIOUS (divers) watches?

Shopkeeper. No I’m sorry we only sell the one type.

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A snowman walks into a jewellery shop and asks the sales assistant if she has any cool watches.
The sales assistant asks can I get you a coffee.
The snowman says, I asked for a cool watch if I wanted a coffee I would go next door to the café.
The sales assistant turned the heat up and said bye bye.

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I’m fat but I identify as skinny.



I’m trans-slender.

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I've just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "Have you seen my cocaine?"
I said "Not since he starred in Zulu"

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Lemorvan wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 10:11 pm
Well just for Mysty and probably ALBMF I've translated the joke.
I got the joke immediately Lemorvan :good:

I gave a groan which I hope is what you were after :good:

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Le Démerdeur wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm
Lemorvan wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 10:11 pm
Well just for Mysty and probably ALBMF I've translated the joke.
I got the joke immediately Lemorvan :good:

I gave a groan which I hope is what you were after :good:
At Barone Plongée Amiens I tried to buy a Divers Watch, was getting nowhere so I concentrated on my accent and was told that I wasnt behaving badly enough to deserve a Diva's Watch :D

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