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It takes time to become a great comedian :lol:
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mysty wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:33 pm
It takes time to become a great comedian :lol:
We know ;)

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I was going to buy an electric car but got a shock. :lol:
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Don't know if this should be under Brexit but here goes:
Laura Dodsworth is a photographer and broadcaster who has photographed breasts, penises and now vaginas. For her next project on snapping parts of the body I would suggest she looks no further than Westminster where there is plenty of material.
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“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
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The secret service are being cut back by half protecting Trump.
All the crazie that used to threaten previous Presidents support Trump. :lol:
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Sally said, " The man across the road kisses his wife on the doorstep every time he leaves the house. Why can't you do that?"
I said, "I don't know the wummin."

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Q: What do politicians and nappies have in common?

A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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I didn't think my wife had converted to Islam until she introduced Cherie law in our house
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Sally just told me Peter Tork of the Monkees has died. I didn't believe it at first but then I saw her face.

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