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A vicar, a catholic priest, a rabbi and an Imam go out to a bar together.

What a wonderful example of inter-faith harmony.

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The dyslexic alcoholic choked, on his own Vimto !

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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a steak with a side order of hummus. Five minutes later, the police arrive to investigate reports of a possible hummus side.
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The world is a safer place after last nights air strike and missile hits.
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I used to lecture on motivation but eventually I just couldn't be arsed.

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Who cuts the grass at the hottest time of the day?

A crazy person trying to get as much done as possible before she leaves on Monday ! :D

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A horse walked into a bar and the barman asked "Why the long face?"

The horse, unable to speak English, shit on the floor and left.

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Ally wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:07 am
A horse walked into a bar and the barman asked "Why the long face?"

The horse, unable to speak English, shit on the floor and left.
A Scotsman tried to modify one of my jokes I pinched from the big bang theory but was not as funny as the original one :lol:
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Two horses meet up for a drink, one horse asks the other what you having. The first one says just a water for me. The other one says do you never want to try anything different. The first one said the last time I went out drinking I had to sleep outside. :lol: :lol:

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Ally

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I just told Sally I made love to another woman.
She said "Can you repeat that?"
I said "Hopefully, I'm meeting her again tomorrow night."

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