Jokes.

[After the Storm]

Thanks Lemorvan I have replied quickly, got to go and collect demon from the vets.

[Ally]

Taking my dog, Shark, to the beach wasn't the cleverest thing I've ever done.

[Lemorvan]

A man goes to see a wizard and says "Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?"
"Maybe" said the wizard "If you can remember the exact words of the curse."
The man replies "I now pronounce you man and wife"

[DominicBest]

I know this may not be PC but another thread reminded me of it.

DNA - National Association of Dyslexics.

[jsks]

It's a bit unfair that dyslexia is so hard to spell.

[mysty]

Back in December the Government carried out a dyslexia survey of snowmen to see how wide spread the problem was.
Snow one replied.

[Spotty]

Back in December the Government carried out a dyslexia survey of snowmen to see how wide spread the problem was.
Snow one replied.

Better

[Ally]

That's not how you spell belter.

[Lemorvan]

Apparently the satire of this sketch could be a powerful tool in preventing the radicalisation of young women, argues Shaista Gohir the chair of the Muslim Women's Network UK.
“[When trying to combat Isis] everyone just uses the same old approach, telling terrible stories of girls who went, but this is very different and it gets the message across in a satirical way,” she says.

[Spotty]

That's not how you spell belter.

It wasn't that that good