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My jokes are the best
there hard to beat
I put it all down
to mcdonalds nuggets that I eat
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Mysty's jokes
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Random thoughts
On a melting snowman

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Sally said her parents couldnae cope when their cat had 8 kittens. She told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the canal. It broke my heart. I really liked my mother in law.

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This snowman walks into Iceland, he is looking at the frozen veg after two hours a store detective asks what he is up to.
Just chilling mate. :lol:
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How do you spot an unemployed snowman.
Just look for one that stands about doing nothing :lol:
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:lol: Why did the snowman get thrown out of Tesco?
He was standing in the vegetable aisle picking his nose.
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Good one Tom, I never thought of that one. :lol:
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Good one Tom, I never thought of that one.
:oops: Must confess that I didn't think of it either... a Christmas cracker was the culprit.
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In a Spanish town ,the day after the bull fight, a guy goes to a restaurant and orders a meal. When it arrives there are 2 round pieces of meat on the plate. He asks the waiter what it is. He replies that they are the bull's testicles and he will find them very tasty. He enjoyed his meal so mush that he went back the next week and ordered the same dish. When it came there were 2 round pieces of meat but this time much smaller. He asks the waiter why the difference and his reply was " Senôr, sometime the bull he win" :o
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After the Storm wrote:
Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:23 pm

Lemorvan, I don't get everyone's jokes, no issues with that but this time I thought I would ask. Why this joke? Well as you have explained some things in the past so I will respectively do the same. As someone who had to talk her way out being held in a car, your joke shows me no humour in that situation. Maybe I just don't believe that everything can be turned into "a joke" but can carelessly harm instead.

Ignore the fact my name is green btw, I am just asking like anyone else on here and willing to try to understand.
After the Storm - I have sent you a Private Message.

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