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After the Storm

Re: Jokes.

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Too simple.

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Re: Jokes.

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Some people don’t get every joke ajm, they don’t find every joke funny, you obviously didnt but some people did. I explained it because I was asked to do so, I don’t think I was asked to justify it.

After the Storm

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FfS,So you are saying the words chosen are totally irrelevant, it is a joke because the rhyme isn't continued. So if I wrote

Roses are red and violets are blue
Demon is a poodle
And doesn't like you

That is funny? Or is meant to make you think about something differently or bring something to your attention in a different way?

Lemorvan, I don't get everyone's jokes, no issues with that but this time I thought I would ask. Why this joke? Well as you have explained some things in the past so I will respectively do the same. As someone who had to talk her way out being held in a car, your joke shows me no humour in that situation. Maybe I just don't believe that everything can be turned into "a joke" but can carelessly harm instead.

Ignore the fact my name is green btw, I am just asking like anyone else on here and willing to try to understand.

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The same happened many years ago to a friend in her car, as he was trying to drag her into the back seat she decided she would rather be dead than raped and managed to get away although badly cut

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ATS i can’t respond properly right now but will later, blanquette de veau is at crucial stage of cooking and needs a blonde roux adding in and people want an apéro. I’ll reply fully later. By the way I used to think Demon was your son until Mysty mentioned dog food, even then knowing Mysty’s cooking repertoire I still wasn’t sure.

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Post by mysty »

roses are red
violets are blue
next member who quotes my snowmen
I will deactivate you :lol:

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Ally

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Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
Is it asking too much
To request that you mellow?

My daughter's a goth
My son is a punk
Is it any wonder
I spend my life drunk?

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My father's a Scotsman
His first name is Ally
And what makes it worse
He's married to Sally.

Often Sally and Ally
Get to drinking, then drunk
So is it a wonder
That I've turned out a punk?
"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times." - Everett Dirksen

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Post by Ally »

That' cut like a knife
Right through my heart
But it still made me laugh
Ya cheeky auld tart.

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Re: Jokes.

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Some forum postings
Get right on my tits
But most of the time
I love 'em to bits
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. Mae West.

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