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What do you get when a Jamaican woman and a ginger bread man have a child
A ginger bread mon :lol:
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Wouldn't a snowman give a gingerbread man the cold shoulder?

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jsks wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:29 pm
Wouldn't a snowman give a gingerbread man the cold shoulder?
Only if he is not hungry :lol:
eat me :lol:
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I got dozens of birthday cards and Valentine's cards this morning. I was left speechless and breathless. The srore detective from Clinton's chased me for miles.

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Islamic State men have a stronger love for there partners than we western men
They shoot there wife's as they try to leave.
We just wave bye bye.
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For the last 50 odd years I've received a Valentine's card from a secret admirer. I was really sad not to receive one this year. First my gran dies and now this.

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roses are red violets are blue
i’ve got a knife
get in the van

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Lemorvan, I am going to ask this time, where is the joke in that?

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That’s what I was wondering

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Sick!!
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