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Girls always tell me they appreciate the little things in life............. until I drop my trousers.

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Have you seen the new advert for squirrel flavoured crisps.
Yes it drives me nuts :lol:

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How should I tell mysty that the space snowman might actually be a gingerbread man? He may have to change some of jokes :)
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47187733

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After the Storm wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:24 pm
How should I tell mysty that the space snowman might actually be a gingerbread man? He may have to change some of jokes :)
We can only hope.

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In the words of Monsieur Mysty this is a joke but trying not to be or sound racist
The writer of this sketch is the guy who plays the milkman, Dave Chappelle.

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“The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk."
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So this snowman was speaking to a ginger bread man and the conversation got on to music.
The ginger bread man said he could read music but one of his biggest regrets was he could not play the guitar.
The snowman says have you never tried.
The ginger bread man says I have no fingers carrot face.
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That wasn't very nice of the gingerbread man, was it really necessary to call him carrot face?

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He was an old one and a bit brittle.

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Ahh ok ATS, is he still a bit angry because the vote didn't go his way? Naughty silly gingerbread man.

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