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There's a joke about a tea pee there somewhere.

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What about tea rooms?

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I just read something on FB that made me smile,

If you’re still banging on about a no-deal you’re either very rich or very stupid. A quick look in your wallet will confirm which one you are.

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I had a conversation last night with a man from Martinique where I explained Brexit in exactly those terms.

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I had an interesting time in the bar at lunchtime. There was only me and one other customer, an attractive woman of a certain age. We started talking and we got along well. Just as I was getting ready to leave she asked "Do you want super-sex?"
I don't think "What kind of soup is it?" was the correct answer.

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Sally said women can multitask yet when I told her to sit down and shut up, she couldn't.

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A girl approached me in the bar and demanded, "Give me a cigarette!"
I said, "Flash your boobs and ask again, politely."
She lifted her top and said, "May I have a cigarette, please?"
I said, "I'm sorry, I don't smoke."

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A girl approached me in the bar and demanded, "Give me a cigarette!"
I said, "Flash your boobs and ask again, politely."
She lifted her top and said, "May I have a cigarette, please?"
I said, "I'm sorry, I don't smoke."

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I'm glad you posted it twice, Ally, I didn't get it the first time.
"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times." - Everett Dirksen

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I didn't have my glasses on the first time and they weren't the biggest.

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