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Ally wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:54 pm
Two sausages in a frying pan.
One sausage screams "Aaaaaargh! It's hot in here!"
The other one screams "Aaaaaargh! A talking sausage."
You were lucky mate ending up in a frying pan.
My great uncle Richmond got a skewer up his rear end and roasted on a barbecue
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“Lucy in the sky with diamonds”

John Lennon - great musician, rubbish at Cluedo.

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Our younger son used to giggle madly and roll around the living room, repeating over and over:

2 fat sausages sizzling in the pan -

1 went POP and the other went BANG!

He could never understand why Mum didn’t find it as hilarious as he did, but I think now that it’s as good as most of the other sausage jokes..............

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Thirty two white cows standing in a stall
Along comes a red cow
and licks them one and all.
:>\&

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I made myself a snowman, as perfect as can be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pyjamas and a pillow for its head.
But last night the b*st*rd melted and peed the bloody bed.

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My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase so f*ck you Mr McPherson.

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Gardengirl wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:18 pm
Our younger son used to giggle madly and roll around the living room, repeating over and over:

2 fat sausages sizzling in the pan -

1 went POP and the other went BANG!

He could never understand why Mum didn’t find it as hilarious as he did, but I think now that it’s as good as most of the other sausage jokes..............
looks like I have competition :lol:
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Americans first made tea by throwing it into a harbour.

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Nifty wrote:
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:29 pm
Americans first made tea by throwing it into a harbour.
How?

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:D How? Must have been Indian tea.
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