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I went to my first AA meeting today.


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Two sausages in a frying pan.
One sausage screams "Aaaaaargh! It's hot in here!"
The other one screams "Aaaaaargh! A talking sausage."

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Two sausages in a frying pan one asks the other what time is it. No idea got egg all over me. 8-)
See what I did there took a joke from ally and made it better
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Two sausages in a pan and one says to the other 'Where did the snowman go?'

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Two sausages in a frying pan is a bit of a snag. Or two bits, really.

Not as good as the original, mind you, but better than mysty's egg on his face.
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Jeremy Corbyn

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My butcher went for a sex change operation. It cost him £50,000 and left him without a sausage.

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mysty wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm
Two sausages in a frying pan one asks the other what time is it. No idea got egg all over me. 8-)
See what I did there took a joke from ally and made it better
Your sausage jokes are the wurst.

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Bratwurst are strictly for spoiled kids but as M. T. Said
‘Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made’
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