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ajm wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:46 pm
it's a photo of Kate and Gerry McCann whose daughter went missing while they were on holiday in Portugal in May 2007
Allegedly. Reminds me of Lindy Chamberlain.
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ajm wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:46 pm
Curtis - it's a photo of Kate and Gerry McCann whose daughter went missing while they were on holiday in Portugal in May 2007 - and she has never even been found.
Thanks. I didn't recognize the photo but remember the case.
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The photo is of Kate McCann, Madeline's mother, and the one time host of Family Fortunes, Les Dennis.

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I love eye jokes.
The cornea the better.

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Amaizing. Never mind pizza, how did Cap Birdseye get fishfingers?
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curtis wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:06 pm
ajm wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:46 pm
Curtis - it's a photo of Kate and Gerry McCann whose daughter went missing while they were on holiday in Portugal in May 2007 - and she has never even been found.
Thanks. I didn't recognize the photo but remember the case.
I think it’s still ongoing.

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Sally was in the kitchen cooking me bacon and eggs when I heard a loud thump. I rushed through to find her unconscious on the floor. I panicked a bit and wondered what to do. Then I remembered Wetherspoon's do an all day breakfast for £3.99.

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Something about miss-plaicing his crew.?

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Being kissed when you’re asleep is allegedly one of the purest forms of love known to human beings.

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A tip for Mysty and his pasta meals.
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