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What's the difference between an Oxo cube dissolved in water and Broken Brexit Britain?
One is a beef stock ...

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A parachutist on his first free fall jump pulls his ripcord and nothing happens. Following his training he coolly tries to engage his back up. Nothing. As he heads towards the ground he meets a guy on the way up.
"Do you know anything about parachutes?" he calls.
The guy answers "No! Do you know anything about gas cookers?"

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Went to a charity disco last night in aid of women with no legs ....... the dance floor was crawling with fanny.

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I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky."

I said "My name's Chris, but people call me Dick."

She said "How do you get Dick from Chris?"

I replied "You just ask nicely!"

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Un africain, très noir, arrive à l'aéroport de Lyon St-Exupéry avec un faux passeport

et la photo de Léonardo DI CAPRIO dessus ...!

Le douanier, très étonné, regarde le noir, puis le passeport ...!

Il regarde encore le noir, puis regarde encore une fois le passeport,

et tellement étonné, il appelle son supérieur :

- "Dites-moi chef, vous qui êtes un peu plus cultivé que moi ...!

le Titanic, il a coulé ou il a brûlé ...?"
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I'm not sure if this post is in the right place but I'm crap at building fences.

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Relations sexuelles le Vendredi Saint ...!

Un homme téléphone au curé de sa paroisse et demande s'il est permis d'avoir

des relations sexuelles le Vendredi Saint.

- "Bien sûr que c'est permis", répond le curé, "mais uniquement avec votre épouse

car il faut que cela reste un sacrifice et non du plaisir ...!
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Ally wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:00 pm
What's the difference between an Oxo cube dissolved in water and Broken Brexit Britain?
Nothing. One can do ros bifs in both.
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Ally wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:00 pm
What's the difference between an Oxo cube dissolved in water and Broken Brexit Britain?
One is a beef stock ...
What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a nappyless baby and a seagull?
One flits across the shore.

What's the difference between a TV camera at Ascot and The Duchess of Cambridge's knickers?
One covers the Royal Hunt Cup.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
One mucks around the fountain.
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