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Nifty wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:55 pm
mysty wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:00 pm
What do farmers say at Christmas.
Hoe hoe hoe :lol:
What about hookers?
Nice to see you again mysty :lol: :lol:
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Not The Old Vic


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“Donald Trump is a curious blend;
There's crap comes out of either end."
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Nifty, oh Nifty
There's something awfy shifty
About the stuff you post
I always read it, but
I don't suppose I hiv tae...

Or do I?

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Nifty sounds like mysty with a lisp.
“Donald Trump is a curious blend;
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I've haven't heard either of them speak, so I can't comment.

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Ally wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:12 pm
I've haven't heard either of them speak, so I can't comment.
I suppose it depends if you say my sty or misty.
“Donald Trump is a curious blend;
There's crap comes out of either end."
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It was so cold last week that I saw a French politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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And now one with thanks to BBC Radio 4.

A young girl from just south of Dallas
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits outside Paris

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I broke the news to my children this morning that they were adopted. I was amazed at how well they took it. But it all kicked of when the new parents came to collect them.

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