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“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.”

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And only the third one is genuine in many cases.

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The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here!"

Dr Who walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

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“The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk."
—Ogden Nash

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As the three Kings approached the crib in the stable, one of them hit his head on a low beam and shouted, 'JESUS CHRIST!'

Mary said, 'Quick, Joseph, write that one down, it sounds better than Bobby.'
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Ally wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:13 am
Nature or nurture?
I mean, look at Albert Einstein and his brother, Frank.
Or John Maynard Keynes and his brother, Milton.

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What do farmers say at Christmas.
Hoe hoe hoe :lol:
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What do poor people get at Christmas.
Not a lot :lol:

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mysty wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:00 pm
What do farmers say at Christmas.
Hoe hoe hoe :lol:
What about hookers?

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