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Looked ok to me 8-) next time I will use really good :lol:
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Salt spreading lorries :
Do they have to adhere to the speed limits around the streets of France?
Because I've just been for my late night walk and whilst crossing the road, one nearly ran me over!
"You bloody idiot!!!!" I shouted.... through gritted teeth.

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I hope to God, for the sake of all the children in the UK, that Santa Claus is on +£30,000 pa.

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Ally wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:57 am
I hope to God, for the sake of all the children in the UK, that Santa Claus is on +£30,000 pa.
He's not seeking residency

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👁👁 Nobody ever questions a talking snowman?

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Ally wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:10 am
👁👁 Nobody ever questions a talking snowman?
We've been desensitised by the flying one

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Brexit.
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With Brexit looming I think that there will be advantages in moving to Switzerland. Even their flag is a big plus.

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I was at the doc this morning. She said "Don't eat anything fatty."
I asked "You mean like sausages and bacon?"
She said "No, fatty. Don't eat anything!"

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Dad walks into his sons bedroom and says stop looking at these almost naked woman on your ipad or you will go blind.

I am over here dad.
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