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After the Storm wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:48 am
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who's never made the same mistake once.

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Why did God make Adam before Eve?

Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the perfect one.


8-)

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After the Storm wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:58 am
Why did God make Adam before Eve?

Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the perfect one.


8-)
sexist jokes have you tried selling any of these 8-)
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mysty wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:00 am
After the Storm wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:58 am
Why did God make Adam before Eve?

Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the perfect one.


8-)
sexist jokes have you tried selling any of these 8-)
Not my jokes to sell :lol: just wanted to share.

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I pinched this one :lol:


With Merkel gone and Macron on the ropes things are actually not that bad for TM. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've just decorated my genitals for the festive season. Pretty nuts, eh?

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Ally wrote:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:28 pm
I've just decorated my genitals for the festive season. Pretty nuts, eh?
pine nuts or walnuts :lol:
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Pee-nuts

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Brazilian.

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The Conservative Party :lol:
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