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I feel my grandad's presence at the bottom of my bed every night as I lie in the dark. I wish the auld bugger would stay in his own room and go to sleep.

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C’est un petit garçon qui rentre de l’école en pleurant.
- Qu’as-tu ? lui demande sa jolie blonde de maman.
- J’ai eu un zéro en géographie.
- Pourquoi ?
- Je ne savais pas où est le Portugal.
- Tu ne sais pas ?! Quel idiot, passe-moi la carte de France.
Et la mère cherche, cherche…
- Bon dieu, elle n’est pas assez précise, passe-moi la carte de la région.
Et la mère cherche, cherche.
- Elle est nulle cette carte, passe-moi la carte du département.
Et la mère cherche, cherche…>

- Bon sang… ça ne peut pas être si loin le Portugal, la femme de ménage est portugaise, elle vient travailler tous les jours à vélo !

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In the pub last night my OH turns up and says just bought myself something if you come home just now it will be a hot night in bed, I knock back my panache rush home, she says its too quick slow down I have not switched the electric blanket on yet :lol:

another home made joke 8-)
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The Celtic manager Brendan Rogers has been sounded out by Jacob Rees Mogg as he is becoming an expert at getting out of Europe before Christmas.
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Le 1er miracle de Jésus... !



D'après la Bible :

- Jésus est né à Bethléem , en Palestine, un pays où les gars s'appellent :

Mohamed, Abdel, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, Moktar, Abdallah, Abdoul ...

- Il vivait à Jérusalem, où les gens s'appellent :

Aaron, Shlomo, Shimon, Yoël, Noam, Nathan, Menahem, Yitzhak, Benyamin, Yigal ...



-Et ce gars a quand même réussi à se trouver 12 potes qui s'appelaient :

Pierre, Paul, Jacques, Jean, Thomas, Luc, Matthieu, André, Philippe, Simon, Barthélemy, Judas

et qui buvaient du pinard...



Si c’est pas un miracle ça…?
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Where do you find them, curtis?
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Why do you find them, curtis?

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What did Curtis find?

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The trouble with this joke section is there is not enough encouragement for new material.
No one has ever said great joke mysty. :good:
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FrenchForumSurvivor wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:18 pm
Where do you find them, curtis?
Sent to me by friends mostly.
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