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We just brought home a truck load of firewood and its melting outside.
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Your firewood is melting?? It must very hot. :D
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It's not wood for the snowman, is it?

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ajm wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:23 pm
Your firewood is melting?? It must very hot. :D
You guys need to raise your game if you want to be as funny as me :lol:
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What do you call an English pig farmer who does not know who his father is.

A stinky English bast- rd pig farmer. :lol:

Wrote that myself :P

( ATS says that's offensive so if you are an Enlglish pig farmer who does not know who his father is I apologise in advance)
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Wrote that myself :P
:lol: It's a joke that truly bears an air of originality!
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My mate says he can tighten nuts and bolts by sitting on them.

He torques out of his backside.

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I got a job at a bowling alley, when I told my wife she said tenpin? I said no, it’s permanent.
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The man who first thought of boiling an egg, wrapping it in sausage meat and then frying it has sadly passed away.

Scott Chegg will be dearly missed by those who knew him.

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What has five toes but isn't your foot?



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My foot.

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