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My mates wife has been in a coma for a month now and the doctors have told him to expect the worst. Now he's having to go round the charity shops trying to get her stuff back.

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My gynaecologist passed away the other day. She was unique in that she would sing to her patients whilst treating them. RIP Urethra Franklin.
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A blue whale's vagina is so big six men can lie down in it at the same time making it the second biggest f@nny on the planet after Jacob Rees Mogg.

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What a wholesome thought.

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There was a dog learning to play the trumpet on the London underground this morning.
He was very good.
He went from Barking to Tooting in 10 minutes.

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Why is brexit grass greener than standard grass.
Its been fertilised with bullshit :lol:
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What do you call an ugly odd shaped man with money who has had at least four affairs

Boris Johnson 8-)
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