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Brexit is going to make the UK a fairer country. Everyone gets the opportunity to use a food bank.
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Ally wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:56 am
Retired Scottish street sweeper feared drowned as the wreck of ship called Dignity is found off the West coast.
Absolutely love that song

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Which duck went quick quick?

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Mama Mia, Here We Go Again was on at our local cinema last night. God it was loud. You could hear the drums from Nandos.

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Some still think Brexit will be good for Britain. :lol:
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Who? The snowmen?
Talking of which, I got the fright of my life while out walking last night. I thought I had discovered the mass grave of thousands of melted snowmen. It turns out it was a carrot field.

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French guy being patriotic wanted to buy a Renault, the salesman informed him for the model he wanted there was a 12 month waiting list, he still wanted the car so filled out the forms etc, the salesman said come back in 12 months and you can collect your car, the man asked morning or afternoon, the salesman said surely after waiting 12 months will it make a difference, the man said "Well yes the plumber is coming in the morning"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have just got off the phone from arranging a visit with a fellow lady hebergeur (accomodation provider) for next week, she is widowed so I will offer her my condolences but she in turn will ask me if I knew her late husband, if I answer honestly it would be to say not exactly, I have spoken to him many times on the phone and have been waiting since 2005 for him to come and give me a devis for electrical work, I guess he wont be coming now!

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E Pluribus Unum - Out of Many, One

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It's incredible how man motor racing drivers have names linked to Scottish towns.

Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr toon centre.

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