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The bible, a Prophet making scam?
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Son: Dad, why is my sister called Theresa?
Dad: Your mum loves Easter and Theresa is an anagram of Easter.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Alan.

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I've been suffering badly from insomnia recently. On the plus side, only three more sleeps until Santa comes.

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What do you call a man who forgets punchlines?

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What do you call a man who thinks that Easter is an anagram of Theresa ?
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The arse!
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ajm wrote:
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What do you call a man who thinks that Easter is an anagram of Theresa ?
Alan's Dad.

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Hez is going to tell us one day how the UK will boom outside the EU, single market and customs union. :lol:
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