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The doctor said "Ally, you're going to have to stop m4$£&384ting.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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Ally wrote:
Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:50 pm
It'll just be like the thing if England win the world cup and there's nae cabinet.
It could be mounted on a stool though.

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Ally wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:49 pm
Sally and I were having a quick snog in the car when a policeman knocked on the window.
"Whats this?" says he.
"A win-dow." says I.

My mate Andy was stopped by the plod.

"Pull over" said plod

"No, it's a Citroën Jumper" says Andy.

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My mate has a ticket for tomorrow’s semi final but it clashes with his wedding so he can’t go. If anyone is interested and you want to go instead of him, it’s at 3.00 in St Peters Church Watford, her name is Sarah.
Don’t walk away in silence.

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Andy72 wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:05 pm
My mate has a ticket for tomorrow’s semi final but it clashes with his wedding so he can’t go. If anyone is interested and you want to go instead of him, it’s at 3.00 in St Peters Church Watford, her name is Sarah.
Really ???? Surely any joke over 50 year old doesn’t need repeating ?

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Really ???? Surely any joke over 50 year old doesn’t need repeating ?
;) Hadn't heard it before... made me smile.
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
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:shock:
I was sent this.....
The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. Bob Marley

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Kids grow up so quickly these days. I've been talking to a 16 year old girl in a chat room. She's already a detective sergeant in the Met. I'm meeting her later in the amusement arcade.

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