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“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.

A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss me around all day!”

The farmer, clearly upset by this responds, “What did you just say?”

The sheep replies, “You herd me!”
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My grandpa told me an amazing story about when he saw the Titanic. He just knew it was going to sink and he screamed and screamed at people, pleading with them not to board until eventually he was thrown out the cinema. But what an amazing story.
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Latest news from Downing Street is that Carrie Antoinette thinks the flat is too small and wants to make it bigger.

I could tell you more, but its a whole new storey.

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Any idea where I can buy a longer dipstick on a Sunday? The one I've got doesn't reach the oil.
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Pour a little water down the dipstick tube. The oil will float to the top and reach the stick. 8-)
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There's a little plug under the engine. Remove that and stick the dipstick up there.

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Marriage is like a pack of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond. It ends in wanting a club and a spade.

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