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Like her mother?
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Reading quickly through the list I thought number 21 was Edward Snowden. :?
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This vampire bat flies home to his roost covered in blood, all the other bats want to know where he got so much blood, he refused to tell them. the king bat was called and instructed him to tell, but he refused, under the threat of an increase poll tax he gave in and agreed to show them all. So the whole colony took off following the bat, they went over miles of strange lands, across wide uncharted river's , over new forests, until they came to a huge flat piece of grassland, by now all the bats were getting very excided about their new discovery, the first bat sat down, all the other ones gathered around him waiting for him to speak, he pointed into the distance, miles away in this vast bare flat land there was a single tree, he asked them all if they could see the tree, they all said yes, the bat looked at them all and said I F**** didn't

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Duncan goes to visit his old pal Jock who is on his death bed. Jock asks him if he would pour a bottle of whisky on his grave. Aye,says Duncan, do you mind if I drink it first? :lol:
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If a man expresses an opinion in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Nifty wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:26 pm
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Bejasus Nifty I've looked at the picture a few times and only just realised the French one is all corkscrews! :oops:
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Bald Eagle wrote:
Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:46 am
Nifty wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 2:26 pm
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Bejasus Nifty I've looked at the picture a few times and only just realised the French one is all corkscrews! :oops:
You're obviously not getting a good night's sleep.
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