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Nifty wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:39 am
Money to burn ?

Let us help you

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Pinched from another thread - :lol: that's amazing
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ajm wrote:
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Pinched from another thread - :lol: that's amazing
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Benny asked his Caddy, “Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, “The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!”
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A guy playing golf in Malaysia hits a cracking drive 400+ yards down the fairway. Some kids watching start calling Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods. The guy gives them a salute and swaggers down the fairway towards his next shot. That's when the tiger came out the woods.
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Talking of Easter, Mrs N suggested that I should buy her some Essential Oils for Easter.

Apparently she did not mean 3-in-1 and WD40.

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Just got home to find my neighbour has been singing Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Andy Williams songs all night.

He's been diagnosed with Crooner Virus.

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I am fed up with Bill Gates talking about vaccines and I am never going to listen to him or believe a thing he says ever again.

Apparently I've got nerd immunity.

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