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A new Covid variant is causing panic in the journalistic community as the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch variant has been identified in Wales.

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niemeyjt wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:59 am
A new Covid variant is causing panic in the journalistic community as the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch variant has been identified in Wales.
I'm just waiting for the Jamaican variant which will calm everyone down.
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An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.

The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags
his tale and leaves.

The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the
door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.

This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."

The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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A husband frantically calls hotel reception from his hotel room: "Please come fast. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel."

The manager responded: "Sir, that's a personal matter."

Husband: "The window won't open - that's a maintenance matter."

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he’s staring and he says “I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.” She says “I’ll kiss you if you’re single and Catholic.” The cab driver says “I’m both!” The nun says “Pull into an alley” The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush. Back in the cab, though, the driver starts crying. “I lied. I’m married and Jewish.” The nun says “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party”
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