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ajm wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:24 pm
Mike wrote:
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Hence the importance of proof reading before you hit the send button. I once ran a seminar and I titled it " Energy in action". When the invites came back from the printers they read "Enery in action" -my fault - so on the day I changed my name to Enery. :)
Like the promotional gift makers who produced several thousand mugs celebrating Graham Swan the England spin bowler whose nickname was "The King of Spin" - unfortunately the mugs were printed "Graham Swan - The King of Spain"

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A new camp Commander was appointed and while inspecting the place he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench.

He went over there and asked why do they guard it.

"We don't know, the last Commander told us to do so, and so we did. It's some sort of Regimental tradition!!"

He searched for the last Commanders phone number and called him to ask why he did want the guards on this particular bench.

"I don't know, the previous Commander had the guards on the bench, and I kept up the tradition"

Going back another 3 Commanders, he found a now 100-year-old retired General.

"Excuse me Sir, I'm now CO of your camp you commanded 60 years ago. I've found 2 men assigned to guard a bench. Could you please tell me more about the bench?"

"WHAT, is the paint still wet?"

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Mike wrote:
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A good Bolton lad!!
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What's he been bolted on to?

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ajm wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:24 pm
Mike wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:57 pm
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Hence the importance of proof reading before you hit the send button. I once ran a seminar and I titled it " Energy in action". When the invites came back from the printers they read "Enery in action" -my fault - so on the day I changed my name to Enery. :)
Could have been worse it could have said “Enemas in action”

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rabbit wrote:
Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:07 am
ajm wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:24 pm
Mike wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:57 pm
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Hence the importance of proof reading before you hit the send button. I once ran a seminar and I titled it " Energy in action". When the invites came back from the printers they read "Enery in action" -my fault - so on the day I changed my name to Enery. :)
Like the promotional gift makers who produced several thousand mugs celebrating Graham Swan the England spin bowler whose nickname was "The King of Spin" - unfortunately the mugs were printed "Graham Swan - The King of Spain"
It was actually Ashley Giles- King Of Spin/Spain. Not being pedantic but it is still a good story ! A mate of mine has one, I wish I did :good:
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