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He: I asked the doctor what we could do to spice up our sex life and he suggested that moaning might help.
That night ,in bed, when the fun started she said " shall I moan now"
" Not yet love wait a bit"
A few minutes later he said " moan now!"
OK says she " this ceiling needs painting" :lol:
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Sounds like the same sex doctor my neighbour uses.

The other day I caught him with his manhood inserted into his tractor's exhaust pipe.

I asked him what he was doing and he explained he was having issues with his sex life and the doctor told him to do something to a tractor.

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"I've always wanted to kidnap the ex-professional tennis player Pat Cash, so that after his family pays the ransom I can ring them up and ask them 'do you want cash back?'"
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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My parents were both dwarves.

For all my childhood they struggled to put food on the table.

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I used to date a girl who worked at the abattoir. She was a stunner..

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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers, and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked:

“And do you men know Jesus Christ?”


They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?" The worker yelled back, "Cause his wife’s here with his lunch.”
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